niknak79:

He gets into his shows

niknak79:

He gets into his shows

(via sammiekaay)


missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

missingkitsune:

"There there, I’m sorry I scared you. *pats and kisses* you’re a good dog, good dog."

(via pizza)


oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school

oestrogencookies:

sniffing:

LOOK AT THIS LILLL BABBY THAT FELL ASLEEP ON A GIRLS IPAD DURING CLASS

Why is there a kitten in your school

(via sammiekaay)


My mom 0.000052736 seconds after I open the fridge: Don't hold the fridge open so long

(via sammiekaay)


psyducked:

I’m afraid to see new stories after this

psyducked:

I’m afraid to see new stories after this

(via get-the-duck-boats-ready)


iswearimnotnaked:

when it finally gets to your favorite part of a song and someone turns it down

image

(via get-the-duck-boats-ready)


feralworks:


THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

feralworks:

THEY WERE FIGHTING AND WERE ALL LIKE ARRRR IMMA GET YOU BITCH BUT THEN, WHAT, WHY IS THE FLOOR SO SPRINGY. BETTER TEST IT OUT.

(via get-the-duck-boats-ready)


spockward:

coolscar:

egberts:

imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas

image

image

(via i-suck-dick)


crosnealkin:

Ryan Getzlaf after taking a Tyler Seguin shot to the face

crosnealkin:

Ryan Getzlaf after taking a Tyler Seguin shot to the face

(via get-the-duck-boats-ready)


massholehackey:

And a year later this is still spot on

massholehackey:

And a year later this is still spot on

(via get-the-duck-boats-ready)


dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

dirtylittledamsel:

this is literally mario kart

(via pizza)


idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

(via shavingryansprivates-deactivate)


gyllenhaha:

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

(via shavingryansprivates-deactivate)